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September 2nd 2010

Keys To Nothing

I have two keys that I don’t know what they do, we just moved so one is probably an extra key from the old apartment or something… but I’m afraid to throw them away. As soon as I do, I’m sure I’ll end up locked in or out of something and wish I never threw away those damn keys.

So now I’ll spend the rest of my life holding on to these two keys, in fear that I will one day need them. I will pass them down to my son and he will give them to his kids, and they will remain in the family for generations to come. These keys will be the family legacy, if we only knew where the doors were that they opened.

August 20th 2010
awesome stuff
I used to not like eating food from our vending machine before… but now that I see that they have brand new, official vending machine price tags, I’ll totally eat snacks from here. Notice that they didn’t even cut these slips of paper… they are torn off!

I used to not like eating food from our vending machine before… but now that I see that they have brand new, official vending machine price tags, I’ll totally eat snacks from here.

Notice that they didn’t even cut these slips of paper… they are torn off!

August 20th 2010
production
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Chat with David Archuletta Promo

August 13th 2010
music
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In theory I should hate this song… but I love it!

B.O.B. feat Rivers Cuomo “Magic”

August 4th 2010

When Did I Become A Janitor?

These keys have gotten way out of hand… I must scale them down now.

July 23rd 2010
conan
popculturebrain: Conan hard at work on new TBS show (via THR) Tweeted Coco: “Rest assured, I’m hard at work on the new studio.”

popculturebrain:

Conan hard at work on new TBS show

(via THR)

Tweeted Coco: “Rest assured, I’m hard at work on the new studio.”

July 22nd 2010
cooking

Cooking By Numbers

Tell them what’s in your fridge, and they’ll tell you what to cook!

July 22nd 2010
facebook
social networks

Facebook Population

The world’s largest social network announced that it had reached 500m members on Wednesday July 21st. If Facebook were a physical nation, it would now be the third most populous on earth…

July 21st 2010
drug recovery
finding shit

Hitting Rock Bottom

People always say that you can’t recover from being a drug addict until you hit the bottom first. Well of course you have to hit the bottom first. Eventually, a day will come that you will recover… and from that point on, the day before that will always be the day you hit rock bottom. It’s like when you’re looking all over the house for something and finally find it, and then announce that you can’t believe it was in the last place that you looked. Well, of course it was in the last place that you looked, you don’t want to be the asshole that’s still looking for something that you already found. So the place that the thing was, will forever be the last place you looked, and the day before you recover from drugs will always be the day you hit rock bottom.

July 8th 2010
iphone 4
htc evo
best buy

iPhone 4 vs. HTC EVO Video

You saw the video, right?

You found it funny, right?

Well, apparently the dude who makes it works at Best Buy, and they didn’t find it funny. Oh well, cause we did… right?

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